Foo-King-Long Illegal Golf Balls

The First Illegal Ball Designed for Optimum Performance

Foo Golf Balls are the first illegal golf balls designed for optimum performance.  The 2-piece, 432 dimple pattern ball strives to be the longest ball in golf, while still giving you all of the playability you want around the greens.

The construction of the Foo Ball does not conform to USGA Rules due to a top secret core that allows the ball to travel illegal distances.  When the mystical compression and low spin of the ball is combined with a power drive, fairways seem to be much shorter than previously thought.

With the Foo Ball, the illegal core equals ninja like ball speed!  Don’t leave yardage on the tee.  For the longest drives every time, play with the Foo!

The Legend of Master Long

As experts in their own discipline, ninjas were constantly searching for new skills, and keeping the secrets of their society would have been their top priority.  However, a tale that was passed down thru the generations has given us some insight into a highly skilled individual Master Long.

The infamous story is told as follows:  One afternoon among the alpine plants of Mount Kita, Master Long was in deep meditation in preparation for his next mission.   His thoughts focused toward an attack from a longer distance in which his enemy could not see or hear him.  His mind raced furiously as he began to pack special, mystical powders into a tight, solid core.  He then took a second piece of rare elements only found in the Akaishi Mountains of Japan and formed a shield around his project.  After meticulously carving 432 dimples into the shell, Master Long had created a ball that had such an advanced nucleus that it optimized spin and control while drastically exceeding any standard of distance. 

Whether the target was heavily guarded by a dense forest, thick sand dunes or natural water, an enemy at 350 yards did not stand a chance when Master Long was around.  With a single swing of his sword, Master Long would quietly launch his weapon of choice and attack his enemies with ease.  He would leave his name firmly inscribed in the projectile beside his fallen enemy as a warning to others.
Master Long’s death is still a mystery.  It is rumored that he returned to Mount Kita and laid down for a final time among the spiritual elements.  All that was left of his legacy was the projectiles that he had scattered all across the country side in one won battle after another.

Features

• 432 dimple pattern
• Solid Core Engineering
• Up to 20 Yards Longer than Regulation Ball
• 2 Piece Construction
• Does Not Conform to USGA Standards
• Box includes 1 dozen golf balls

What's In The Box

Box includes 1 dozen golf balls

Shipping Cost: Free!

Return Policy: Within 30 days in the original packaging